Go-Going For it: My night as a go-go boy in a gay nightclub
(Las Vegas Review-Journal)
It's a good thing I'm getting married next month. These photos are going to kill off all my dating options for at least three years.
As one of nine go-go boys at the gay nightclub Piranha, it's my job to "fulfill the fantasy," as described by Carlos Salazar, the 34-year-old Las Vegan who trained me to replace him.
I can't imagine a single fantasy fulfillable by the sight of my jiggling atop a Plexiglas pedestal in low-rise briefs , but here I am.
Go-Going For it: My night as a go-go boy in a gay nightclub
(Las Vegas Review-Journal)
It's a good thing I'm getting married next month. These photos are going to kill off all my dating options for at least three years.
As one of nine go-go boys at the gay nightclub Piranha, it's my job to "fulfill the fantasy," as described by Carlos Salazar, the 34-year-old Las Vegan who trained me to replace him.
I can't imagine a single fantasy fulfillable by the sight of my jiggling atop a Plexiglas pedestal in low-rise briefs , but here I am.
Go-Going For it: My night as a go-go boy in a gay nightclub
(Las Vegas Review-Journal)
It's a good thing I'm getting married next month. These photos are going to kill off all my dating options for at least three years.
As one of nine go-go boys at the gay nightclub Piranha, it's my job to "fulfill the fantasy," as described by Carlos Salazar, the 34-year-old Las Vegan who trained me to replace him.
I can't imagine a single fantasy fulfillable by the sight of my jiggling atop a Plexiglas pedestal in low-rise briefs , but here I am.
You probably don't know I was a gangsta-rapper
(Daily Breeze)
Gangsta rappers don't have to be thugs from the'hood before beginning their music careers.
Tupac Shakur was a well-adjusted New York City kid who acted in musicals, sang in the church choir and wrote sensitive poetry while attending Baltimore's High School for the Performing Arts.
Ice Cube grew up middle-class.
But what are the limits of gangsta rap's ability to impart hard-edged street cred? Can anyone become a gangsta rapper?
These sound like questions for Hard Corey, my alter-ego. (Read More...)
You probably don't know I was a gangsta-rapper
(Daily Breeze)
Gangsta rappers don't have to be thugs from the'hood before beginning their music careers.
Tupac Shakur was a well-adjusted New York City kid who acted in musicals, sang in the church choir and wrote sensitive poetry while attending Baltimore's High School for the Performing Arts.
Ice Cube grew up middle-class.
But what are the limits of gangsta rap's ability to impart hard-edged street cred? Can anyone become a gangsta rapper?
These sound like questions for Hard Corey, my alter-ego. (Read More...)
You probably don't know I was a gangsta-rapper
(Daily Breeze)
Gangsta rappers don't have to be thugs from the'hood before beginning their music careers.
Tupac Shakur was a well-adjusted New York City kid who acted in musicals, sang in the church choir and wrote sensitive poetry while attending Baltimore's High School for the Performing Arts.
Ice Cube grew up middle-class.
But what are the limits of gangsta rap's ability to impart hard-edged street cred? Can anyone become a gangsta rapper?
These sound like questions for Hard Corey, my alter-ego. (Read More...)
Stratos-FEAR: Window-washing 900 feet up
(Las Vegas Review-Journal)
My trembling right foot slips off the rung as I descend the ladder backward. The ground, where so many of my fondest memories have occurred, lies 921 feet straight down.
I don't want to say I'm afraid of heights, but I talk to God whenever the ski lift goes over those roller things. Yet here I am, hanging outside the observation tower at the Stratosphere, washing the windows. Yes, the ones at the tippy top.
And I've lost my footing. My ass is glass. (Read More...)
Stratos-FEAR: Window-washing 900 feet up
(Las Vegas Review-Journal)
My trembling right foot slips off the rung as I descend the ladder backward. The ground, where so many of my fondest memories have occurred, lies 921 feet straight down.
I don't want to say I'm afraid of heights, but I talk to God whenever the ski lift goes over those roller things. Yet here I am, hanging outside the observation tower at the Stratosphere, washing the windows. Yes, the ones at the tippy top.
And I've lost my footing. My ass is glass. (Read More...)
Stratos-FEAR: Window-washing 900 feet up
(Las Vegas Review-Journal)
My trembling right foot slips off the rung as I descend the ladder backward. The ground, where so many of my fondest memories have occurred, lies 921 feet straight down.
I don't want to say I'm afraid of heights, but I talk to God whenever the ski lift goes over those roller things. Yet here I am, hanging outside the observation tower at the Stratosphere, washing the windows. Yes, the ones at the tippy top.
And I've lost my footing. My ass is glass. (Read More...)
My life as a 'sploshing' fetish star
(New York Magazine)
I’m standing in my underwear in the Las Vegas living room of fetish porn star Olivia Rose, dripping with shaving cream. Rose, a voluptuous 30-something redhead who stands five-foot-four but adds a foot in attitude, has pied me in the face eight times (actually, seven, because the last two pies were delivered concurrently). But I suppose it’s been for a good cause. Within two or three months, hundreds of guys with a specific sexual proclivity will have paid $8.99 to watch – and probably rewatch – a video of my humiliation.
The fetish, which is called WAM (wet and messy) or “sploshing,” involves the smearing of food or another liquid or sticky substance all over a person’s body. (Read More...)
My life as a 'sploshing' fetish star
(New York Magazine)
I’m standing in my underwear in the Las Vegas living room of fetish porn star Olivia Rose, dripping with shaving cream. Rose, a voluptuous 30-something redhead who stands five-foot-four but adds a foot in attitude, has pied me in the face eight times (actually, seven, because the last two pies were delivered concurrently). But I suppose it’s been for a good cause. Within two or three months, hundreds of guys with a specific sexual proclivity will have paid $8.99 to watch – and probably rewatch – a video of my humiliation.
The fetish, which is called WAM (wet and messy) or “sploshing,” involves the smearing of food or another liquid or sticky substance all over a person’s body. (Read More...)
My life as a 'sploshing' fetish star
(New York Magazine)
I’m standing in my underwear in the Las Vegas living room of fetish porn star Olivia Rose, dripping with shaving cream. Rose, a voluptuous 30-something redhead who stands five-foot-four but adds a foot in attitude, has pied me in the face eight times (actually, seven, because the last two pies were delivered concurrently). But I suppose it’s been for a good cause. Within two or three months, hundreds of guys with a specific sexual proclivity will have paid $8.99 to watch – and probably rewatch – a video of my humiliation.
The fetish, which is called WAM (wet and messy) or “sploshing,” involves the smearing of food or another liquid or sticky substance all over a person’s body. (Read More...)
I was a professional man snuggler
(Maxim)
I’m a straight man. I watch sports, surf Pornhub, and I’m married to a lovely woman who sometimes even agrees to have sex with me.
But recently, I agreed to the strangest intimate experience of my life: I was chosen to snuggle by a beefy dude who spotted my photo on a professional cuddling site.
Let me explain. I pitched this stunt to Maxim as an exploration of the weird world of professional cuddlers. Non-sexual cuddling was supposedly created in 2004 by two New York City relationship coaches as a way to reintroduce intimacy to young people living increasing percentages of their lives online. (Read More...)
I was a professional man snuggler
(Maxim)
I’m a straight man. I watch sports, surf Pornhub, and I’m married to a lovely woman who sometimes even agrees to have sex with me.
But recently, I agreed to the strangest intimate experience of my life: I was chosen to snuggle by a beefy dude who spotted my photo on a professional cuddling site.
Let me explain. I pitched this stunt to Maxim as an exploration of the weird world of professional cuddlers. Non-sexual cuddling was supposedly created in 2004 by two New York City relationship coaches as a way to reintroduce intimacy to young people living increasing percentages of their lives online. (Read More...)
I was a professional man snuggler
(Maxim)
I’m a straight man. I watch sports, surf Pornhub, and I’m married to a lovely woman who sometimes even agrees to have sex with me.
But recently, I agreed to the strangest intimate experience of my life: I was chosen to snuggle by a beefy dude who spotted my photo on a professional cuddling site.
Let me explain. I pitched this stunt to Maxim as an exploration of the weird world of professional cuddlers. Non-sexual cuddling was supposedly created in 2004 by two New York City relationship coaches as a way to reintroduce intimacy to young people living increasing percentages of their lives online. (Read More...)