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When your date would rather kill herself than finish the date

It hasn’t been a full life if somebody hasn’t hated you enough to sprint 1,000 feet down a 30-degree embankment, filled with loose rocks and cactus and ending at the shoulder of a major freeway, rather than remain inside a car with you. Click here.

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The most important story you will ever read about speed dating with a bag on your head

How to get thrown out of a speed-dating session for wearing a paper bag over your head.

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