FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL REACTIONS TO MY GUEST APPEARANCE POSTED ON THE CUBENSIS WEBSITE IN THE ENSUING DAYS... -CL

From: slowlygoingpostal [mailto:slowlygoingpostal@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 28, 2003 9:25 AM
Subject: [cubensis] The reporter

Whew! The reporter stirred it up, and I don't mean the sugar. He told me later that he intended to provoke people...and he succeeded! I had to restrain half the band, who wanted to throttle him for disrespecting Jerry. But, as the reporter put it, Jerry (who never took himself so seriously)is probably laughing his ass off over the whole thing. I was assured that the resulting story will be "very positive". In the end, the reporter thanked us for being great sports, but I pity those unfortunate souls that were there last night seeing us for the first time (and probably the last). Hopefully, our regulars will be as forgiving as always...

Gail Roth <gailroth@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

Slept until 1:30 and have to get to work but guess I'll take a minute to respond to this.
John and I flew to Oakland for a Bris and naming ceremony yesterday. Got off the plane and made it to Cubensis by about 6th song.
This is my opinion only about the reporter.
Yes, it was pretty awful. He came on stage with a grey wig and beard and wearing a sort of mottled brown tie-dye. First song was Fire on the Mtn -actually his rhythm didn't suck. Second song was, I believe Little Red Rooster - um, I don't think I made it through the third as someone wanted to introduce me to someone...
Anyway, this guy tried to take a lead and it was so bad. Yes, I mean awful. However before he came on the stage the band was rockin' hard and so I don't think any newcomers would not return based on this guy's few tunes.
He clearly didn't do his research.
Anyway, I see the reporter during the break and he's stuffing potato chips into his mouth in big handfuls leaving a trail behind him. First I told him "Jerry ONLY wore black t-shirts (yes, we know occasionally a red one)." He said, yeah, everyone's telling me that.
He pressed for comments so those few standing there threw some out. He turned on his recorder and asked us to tell him everything wrong about his performance.
I didn't want to be entirely negative (You sucked!) because he is writing an article after all. I said, "You might want to consider doing an article about Bob Weir instead as your rhythm is a lot better than your lead". (Later I actually told him he couldn't play a lick and he responded that his lead playing sucks) His cameraman was standing there and He and I both added at the same time (funny) at least when you're playing two-chord songs!
Told him the potato chips were really stupid - jerry didn't eat chips. Someone threw in that Jerry was more a chili dog guy. Reporter said, "If Jerry got stoned then he ate potato chips!"
Later this guy asked me for a pen as I was walking to my car for something and so he accompanied me. He was out of costume by then. He told me he deliberately goes over the top, that he wants to get reaction so he was okay with the guys in the band being mad.
Most of you would probably admit it's an interesting concept to step out of one's comfort zone and try something like this - he's done some other interesting things - gave me a card and if I find it online later I'll forward the website. Cameraman, who was actually a very nice guy, said this guy doesn't HAVE a comfort zone. Pretty funny comment.
Anyway, he wanted reaction and he got it. I wanted to smooth things so he'd write a nice article and I think I gave him some decent quotables about the Dead and about Cubensis. He had to admit they play really well.
This guy has been to four shows and he doesn't think the Dead are great but that their fans are "voracious". I told him I thought the two sets of composers will be remembered in 200 years (if there's an America in 200 years) and when he asked about the Beatles I said I think compositionally they are in a league with Lennon and McCartney (or McCartney and Lennon as it sometimes goes these days) :-)
Suggested he read the lyrics and take another look at the body of work. Anyway, really though an odd bird he's not a bad guy. He did say about the band being mad that "Jerry wouldn't have been mad. Well, he might have been mad because it wasn't funny enough, but he wouldn't be mad about the mocking". I had to laugh with him. I think he's right. Jerry was human and I don't think he'd spend a lot of time distraught about it.
Btw, Corey, the reporter, gave Craig all the "credit in the world" for letting him do his schtick. It's all just a big play afterall, this life I mean, just one long strange trip, and nothing to get bent about.
~Gail

From:  Bill McCoy <dedhed972@y...>
Date:  Mon Apr 28, 2003  12:16 pm
Subject:  The reporter
Well, at least the reporter and Jerry have one thing in common...neither of them know the words.

From:
  "Gail Roth" <gailroth@i...>
Date:  Tue Apr 29, 2003  2:00 pm
Subject:  RE: [cubensis] The reporter
Okay, at this point I say that if the band is upset they should take it up with Craig (love ya craig) or on themselves, 'cause anyone could have looked at this guy's website and seen he was gonna be wacky.
It was too silly to take seriously really. I mean this guy wasn't at all up to the standards of the band - which btw, is what John said when he asked him for comment. He just said, "You're not up to their standards".
I don't have the reporters business card - anyone have it? I'd like to check his website, he's an oddball but perhaps he can really write.
gail

From: Tracy Papachristodoulou
Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2003 11:16 AM
Subject: RE: [cubensis] The reporter

I am a big-mouth Aries and it is best that I did not attend.  It takes all my strength to use the modicum of tact in my body during working hours.  I probably would have said something offensive, run BEHIND John Franklin to hide...Then John would have raised his arm to prevent the crushing blow from Mr. Jerry Journalism, suffered nerve damage to his hand...hence never being able to write another missive for our entertainment. 

Gail Roth <gailroth@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
John wasn't there though Tracy. Where was he anyway? Boycotting on principle? Anyway, I told the reporter he couldn't play a lick and that his rhythm guitar was just passable - and that's on a two-chord song. Told him he shoulda done some research too. He "wanted" to incite, to get reaction, so you wouldn't have had to hide. Besides he's not a big guy. Really he's quite harmless.

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The following email arrived after my article ran. It's significant to me because it comes from the older brother of the childhood friend mentioned in the article - the one who used to try indoctrinating me into the tie-dyed fold... -cl

although i was actually told by a long time friend (and sometimes bandmate) of jerry's shortly after his death that it was the cheeseburgers that killed him (John "Marmaduke" Dawson of NRPS quasi-fame told me that in the back of a bar during one of the NRPS last tours),  honestly it was inappropriate, assholic, irrelevant and (most importantly) not funny to mock jerry that way.  what do potato chips have to do with anything?  are you an idiot?  is jerry just a fat glutton to you?  and if he had been and a good man died young because of a weakness for potato chips, would that be funny??  i'm very disappointed in you - - - - it was a stupid, gross, idiotic thing to do and you honestly made a fool of yourself for real- - -no redeeming value at all. -jay silver

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