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Thanks for asking!<\/p>\n
Basically, I\u2019m Dave Barry without any of the pesky fame, wealth or success.<\/p>\n
However, I need to stop complaining, especially in my freaking bio. I\u2019ve had many career highlights that even Mr. Barry can\u2019t boast of\u00a0\u2014\u00a0such as writing the most popular column in the history of Las Vegas. For\u00a0“Fear and Loafing,”<\/a>\u00a0which ran 176 times in the\u00a0Las Vegas Review-Journal<\/em>, I sampled a different job every week. I\u00a0washed the windows at the top of the Stratosphere,<\/a>\u00a0go-go danced in a gay bar<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0delivered a Sunday sermon as a Lutheran minister.<\/a><\/p>\n For\u00a0Men\u2019s Health,\u00a0<\/a>I\u00a0rode a public bus in a naked suit,<\/a>\u00a0spent an entire day covered from head to toe in sexual lubricant<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0invited every Facebook friend I don\u2019t know to dinner.<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n I\u2019ve also been a fetish porn star for\u00a0New York Magazine,<\/a>\u00a0a man-snuggler for\u00a0Maxim<\/a>\u00a0and attempted several social experiments for Playboy,\u00a0one of which<\/a>\u00a0was so unbelievable,\u00a0it got be booked as a Howard Stern guest.<\/a><\/p>\n I began my career serving as senior editor of the rock magazine Circus, and the Hollywood correspondent for the\u00a0New York Post,<\/em>\u00a0a position that once got me (swear to God)\u00a0sexually harassed by Angelina Jolie.<\/a><\/p>\n