|
This is Sammi. He pees on the carpet. I warned him I would
auction him off if he continued, but he didn't listen so I
have no choice.
Other than that, he is a good boy. His tricks include howling
at sirens, running away from you at the dog park when you call
his name, and peeing on the carpet. He does not come with a
manufacturer's warranty, and his balls are missing (as if my
girlfriend's spelling his name with an "i" at the end wasn't
emasculating enough).
Winner pays $44.95 standard shipping, air
holes $1.50 extra. Credit cards, Pay Pal, money orders,
cashier checks, next day return. Personal checks must clear
bank first.
|
)
