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My shortcomings as a man

Written By: coreylevitan - Jun• 05•15

eraseWhat life is like 65 inches from the ground. (By the way, that’s only 7 inches taller than an official little person.)

Why George Maloof came over for dinner

Written By: coreylevitan - Jun• 05•15

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What do you do when you ask a rich celebrity over and he says yes?

Happy Smother’s Day

Written By: coreylevitan - May• 07•15

momMy first official interview with the person behind the voice inside my head.

Video: A grilling from improv pros

Written By: coreylevitan - Apr• 27•15

eraseWatch the brilliant Sin City Improv discuss my writing and then perform a skit based on our interview.

Why I Won’t Even Drink From My Wife’s Glass

Written By: coreylevitan - Apr• 27•15

And what I did about it.

My ‘Puppetry of the Penis’ audition

Written By: coreylevitan - Apr• 27•15

What it’s like to have to whip it out in front of reporters, bloggers and various strangers pointing cell-phone cameras. Click here.

Any schmuck can be an expert, and I prove it

Written By: coreylevitan - Mar• 25•15

free advice 3I’m not an expert in anything. So what’s wrong with people that they lined up to ask me their most confidential personal and professional problems? Click here.

When your date would rather kill herself than finish the date

Written By: coreylevitan - Mar• 25•15

eraseIt hasn’t been a full life if somebody hasn’t hated you enough to sprint 1,000 feet down a 30-degree embankment, filled with loose rocks and cactus and ending at the shoulder of a major freeway, rather than remain inside a car with you. Click here.

The quest to get back my foreskin

Written By: coreylevitan - Mar• 25•15

eraseI consult a company that claims to be able to grow back that which was taken from me without permission. Click here.

Happy anniversary/porn awards, honey!

Written By: coreylevitan - Feb• 05•15


So I take my wife to the AVN porn awards for our anniversary dinner. What could go wrong? Actually, judging by the following sampling of tweets I got reacting to the story, quite a bit, but not like I expected. Thanks, Tasha Reign, for all the new Twitter followers!