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What it’s like when Angelina Jolie comes onto you

You’re alone in a room with a 25-year-old Angelina Jolie, and she’s rubbing your crotch with her stockinged bare feet while staring deeply into your eyes. What do you do?  

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When your date would rather kill herself than finish the date

It hasn’t been a full life if somebody hasn’t hated you enough to sprint 1,000 feet down a 30-degree embankment, filled with loose rocks and cactus and ending at the shoulder of a major freeway, rather than remain inside a car with you. Click here.

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Is sperm vegan?

One investigation your significant other may find hard to swallow.

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Alex Trebek saw me naked!

You don’t know what Jeopardy feels like until its host is staring you in the penis.

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