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"No More School at Home!" by Skylar & COVID Corey
Meeting my friends for lunch is a memory
Doing jumping jacks in place is not PE
On Zoom we don’t belong
Still can’t divide long
And I can tell my answer’s wrong
So don’t call on me, yeah me
And I can tell my answer’s wrong
So don’t call on me, yeah me. Singing
No more school at home
Had it up to here with distance learning
No more school at home
So turn your camera off and sing with me.
Me and my bestie Ava share an online class
Might as well be as privates first class
We can’t talk out of turn
All we can do is learn
And I wish we could return to school for school
And I wish we could return to school for school
Singing
No more school at home
Had it up to here with distance learning
No more school at home
So turn your camera off and sing with me. -
"Don't Breathe" by Skylar & COVID Corey
DON’T BREATHE SO CLOSE TO ME
She wants to so badly
Go back to school this fall
With children whose parents
Don’t think it’s real at all
The school board thinks COVID
is something they can control
Maybe if we dress them
like they work at Chernobyl
Don’t breathe, don’t breathe so
Don’t breathe so close to me.
Don’t breathe, don’t breathe so
Don’t breathe so close to me.
Children will be children.
There is no doubt at all.
Unless we dress them up like they work in Chernobyl.
Who’s coughing the classroom
The accusations fly
It’s COVID we’re closing
We’ll see you next July
Don’t breathe, don’t breathe so
Don’t breathe so close to me.
Don’t breathe, don’t breathe so
Don’t breathe so close to me.
(WEAR A MASK THAT’S ALL WE ASK)
Don’t breathe, don’t breathe so
Don’t breathe so close to me.
Don’t breathe, don’t breathe so
Don’t breathe so close to me. -
Hamilton v. Facebook Racists by Skylar & COVID Corey
Corey David Levitan.
My name is Corey David Levitan.
And racist Facebook friends I vow to ban.
Just you wait, just you wait.
My name is Skylar Nicole Levitan
And there’s a plague going cross the land.
People just don’t want to understand
Because of hate, because of hate.
How does a child who knows that people are equal
Grow up to vote Trump and Trump the sequel?
It’s not politics to hate people of color.
And that’s not something I’ll ever teach my daughter
So you can post updates like all lives matter
As people like George Floyd have their blood spattered.
I’ll root you out and then, at top speed.
I’ll drop your asshole ass from my Facebook feed.
Racist friends I will forever ban
Just you wait!
What’s your name, man?
Corey David Levitan!! -
Dog attacks video wig and glasses
I don’t want to say we didn’t capture magic in our “One Day and Another” video shoot, but nothing we did tops what happened after I put the wig and glasses by the front door to remind me to bring them back to the garage. -
Skylar & COVID Corey: “One Day and Another”
One day and another, I have to see ya.
I have to see ya see ya see ya.
Hallway and the kitchen.
I have to meet ya, I have to meet ya meet ya.
One day and another, I’m gonna hate ya.
I’m gonna hate ya hate hate ya hate ya.
One day, maybe next week, I’m gonna kill ya.
I’ll kill ya, I’ll kill ya.
You think you’re king of this house.
I think you’re just a sad clown.
And I wear the crown. -
Skylar & COVID Corey: “Covidiots”
Playing in the street, less than six feet.
Breathing in your spray
Gonna be very sick someday
No mask on your face
You big disgrace
Spreading your germs all over the place
Singin’ COVID-COVID-COVIDIOTS!
Buddy, you're a young man, no washing hands
Thinking of yourself
Gonna kill your grandmother.
Your values misplaced
You big disgrace
Pro-test-ing all over the place
COVID-COVID-COVIDIOTS! -
Skylar & COVID Corey: "Very Different Drum"
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Skylar & COVID Corey: "Just Another Who-Knows-What Day"
Ten o'clock already I gotta go to school online
Can’t see my friends or the beach or the sun when it shines
Cause there’s a virus outside and it’s killing people everywhere
I miss the days when people were actually there
It's just another who knows what day
I wish I could play
Can’t remember third grade
It's just another who knows what day
What does it teach me when hugging my friends is very bad thing
And they tell me to spend eight hours on an iPhone screen
My home school teacher is a jerk who doesn’t help me learn
I just get dumber as Facebook is his only concern
It's just another who knows what day
My dad is cray-cray
Call CPS right way
It's just another who knows what day -
Fear & Loafing: Tackled For Tickets
As a morning-zoo stuntman, Corey must run from an angry mob trying to tackle him for the tickets taped all over his body. -
Fear & Loafing: Corey tries out being a weatherman
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Press Club Awards Speech
Corey's acceptance speech that never was at the 2018 San Diego Press Club Awards.