I cuddled for cash and lived to tell the story in Maxim.
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I hired a content farm to write about how content farms are ruining journalism
Plus, other ways I tried outsourcing my job and love life.
Read the rest of this entry »You’re cordially invited to … my bar mitzvah
Seeking meaning in my failed transition to manhood
Read the rest of this entry »When your wife & your ex-girlfriends discuss whether you’ve improved
Because. Yes. This. Actually. Happened.
Read the rest of this entry »What it’s like when Angelina Jolie comes onto you
You’re alone in a room with a 25-year-old Angelina Jolie, and she’s rubbing your crotch with her stockinged bare feet while staring deeply into your eyes. What do you do?
Read the rest of this entry »My wife & I try Match.com
Are we compatible enough for it to recommend us to one another?
Read the rest of this entry »My dinner with Facebook strangers
What happens when you invite all the Facebook friends you’ve never met to dinner?
Read the rest of this entry »My shortcomings as a man
What life is like 65 inches from the ground. (By the way, that’s only 7 inches taller than an official little person.)
Read the rest of this entry »Why George Maloof came over for dinner
What do you do when you ask a rich celebrity over and he says yes?
Read the rest of this entry »Happy Smother’s Day
My first official interview with the person behind the voice inside my head.
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