Why does craft taste so awful?, from the Saturday Evening Post.
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Leaving Las Vegas
Why my wife and I decided to move to San Diego.
Read the rest of this entry »Lessons I learned living as a 9-yr.-old for a week
Social experiments are kind of my forte. So when my 5-year-old daughter recently started hanging out with the kids in our neighborhood, I decided to join her. But there was a catch: I wanted to be one of them.
Read the rest of this entry »My day as a sploshing star for New York magazine
Yes, it’s true. And my mom is so happy I didn’t go to law school like I promised her.
Read the rest of this entry »You won’t believe how many I hoaxed with this semen-in-milk story
This hoax story I created about semen in milk caught fire on social media and was featured by Fox News!
Read the rest of this entry »I was a professional man-snuggler
I cuddled for cash and lived to tell the story in Maxim.
Read the rest of this entry »I hired a content farm to write about how content farms are ruining journalism
Plus, other ways I tried outsourcing my job and love life.
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Seeking meaning in my failed transition to manhood
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Because. Yes. This. Actually. Happened.
Read the rest of this entry »What it’s like when Angelina Jolie comes onto you
You’re alone in a room with a 25-year-old Angelina Jolie, and she’s rubbing your crotch with her stockinged bare feet while staring deeply into your eyes. What do you do?
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